The *great wisdom* of a four-year-old

Victory was having a little fit (and when I say *little*, what I really mean is scream-crying and saying "I don't want to...!!!") while refusing to do what she'd been asked to do.  Because apparently it's just too hard to put on the jammies that daddy told you to...

I *corrected* her behavior, and after she got her pj's on and crawled up on her bed she said, "I wish I was the mom and you were the kid."  I said, "Why?  So you could wash my mouth out with soap and swat my butt?"  "Yes", she said.   I asked if I'd done something I wasn't supposed to -- like mouthing off or throwing a fit or disobeying.  She said no.  I told her that it wouldn't be fair to discipline me for nothing.  LOL  I think (*hope*) she got the point. :)