I loved this :) And for the record...

1)All of them and then some!
2)We're not Catholic or Mormon -- we are children of God
3)With God's provision
4)If that's God's plan
5)Yep... we are so blessed!
6)If that's your attitude, absolutely
7)Only through God's grace
8)Well, God causes it... and the method he chose sure is a good one!
9)Maybe the next one(s)...
10)Nope
11)Train up a child in the way he should go...